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Clint Wrede's avatar

I am all about that Wes Anderson acquisition.

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Stephen Smith's avatar

Need this to be an ongoing series

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Rick Roes's avatar

So creative, never know where you’re going to go the next time!

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matthew pierce's avatar

me neither rick

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Stefanie Barrett's avatar

Sanka!!

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Boring Rocks for Nerds's avatar

I always thought Wes Anderson was some grizzled old Guillermo del Toro-looking type, I sure was not correct about that one. Thank you for helping me learn a celebrity fact today

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Katharine Strange's avatar

Solid trades, but I regret to inform you that Katy Perry and Orlando bloom have split, so I think we'll probably have to choose sides

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Kamut Maksen's avatar

Hate to disagree with your brand (except to benefit mine,) but I feel like we haven't heard from Katy's boobs in a while. Someone should see if they're OK.

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Sarah McCann's avatar

The Wes Anderson read 😭

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Shannan Martin's avatar

This is as disorienting as I remember. Bravo.

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matthew pierce's avatar

shannan there are inappropriate jokes here, u should know better

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Jack Woodbury's avatar

Congrats on your new position Mr. Pierce! We’ve heard rumblings that the church fanbase is split on former pastor Tim Ross. Do you think you’ll try and trade him for a b-list celebrity conversion? Or try and hold onto him and see if he can generate some more viral moments with his podcast?

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matthew pierce's avatar

several deals on the table, can’t say much about this at the moment…

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Anna Lee Dozier's avatar

100% on Russ Jr. Could we also trade Carman (he's technically everlasting alive, right?) for something/body good?

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matthew pierce's avatar

could never get appropriate trade value for carman. basically impossible

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Reed Choate's avatar

I agree. But we can’t give up Casting Crowns…. Could I suggest Jeremy Camp?

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matthew pierce's avatar

best i can do is shane & shane

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Reed Choate's avatar

Deal

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