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Emily Hess's avatar

Having a picture of Matt Maher under a jab at Chris Tomlin was *chef's kiss*

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James Harmer's avatar

"I prefer quiet, modestly clothed women, to imagine naked" because that's the real problem right there. Men with pornified minds blaming women for their lack of self-control.

This got my wife and I pushed out of a church we led worship together at, because I wouldn't force her to wear "loser, less form-fitting clothes" so men didn't have to see her "voluptuous curves". Someone... in leadership... actually said that... not even as a joke. Reading this was almost like hearing their arguments!

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matthew pierce's avatar

did no one mention YOUR voluptuous curves? yet again we have anti-husband bias at work. sad!

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Frank Ewert's avatar

The delirious? deep cut made my day.

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James Harmer's avatar

I still lead "did you feel the mountains tremble", it's a banger and still holds up!

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Jaimie's avatar

Also, I've never seen anyone walk across the altar at my church, this is reason one why everyone else's liturgy sucks

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Justine's avatar

I, too, shout about mountains.

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matthew pierce's avatar

there were a lot of adolescent jokes on the table there, lol. i had to just save them for next week

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Jaimie's avatar

Great stuff, but my distraction from your jokes is consummate: You found that weird photo of the beach party women singing in what appears to be a chapel, and it looks like a 90s photograph and not a ChatGPT-generated image ... and now all I want to know is what the bleep is happening there and were you present

Another fantastic takeaway quote: "Who should we blame? I have some ideas."

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matthew pierce's avatar

first of all, me and my homeschool crew would have not been allowed anywhere near such a thing.

but no, i had to use mr. elon's AI tool for that one. my algorithm/ads are already a slop of horned up hell flotsam from writing so many jokes about boobs and wieners. even I was hesitant to type "bikini worship leaders" into the search bar and press enter

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Jaimie's avatar

Horned up hell flotsam. That might be the most disturbing yet perfectly succinct description I've read in a hot minute

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Boris Feigin's avatar

That's actually a reasonably impressive AI creation..I also totally thought it was real, hehe:)

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M DiBernardo's avatar

I take it this was satire?

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Crusader Bashir's avatar

Do you have any self-respect whatsoever; let alone love for God? Peacocking how safe and feminist you are, while cattily bitching about those ‘evil bad men who aren't me, as I'm perfect’.

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Jaimie's avatar

Do you like switchfoot y/n

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Crusader Bashir's avatar

Idk what that is

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