"I prefer quiet, modestly clothed women, to imagine naked" because that's the real problem right there. Men with pornified minds blaming women for their lack of self-control.
This got my wife and I pushed out of a church we led worship together at, because I wouldn't force her to wear "loser, less form-fitting clothes" so men didn't have to see her "voluptuous curves". Someone... in leadership... actually said that... not even as a joke. Reading this was almost like hearing their arguments!
Great stuff, but my distraction from your jokes is consummate: You found that weird photo of the beach party women singing in what appears to be a chapel, and it looks like a 90s photograph and not a ChatGPT-generated image ... and now all I want to know is what the bleep is happening there and were you present
Another fantastic takeaway quote: "Who should we blame? I have some ideas."
first of all, me and my homeschool crew would have not been allowed anywhere near such a thing.
but no, i had to use mr. elon's AI tool for that one. my algorithm/ads are already a slop of horned up hell flotsam from writing so many jokes about boobs and wieners. even I was hesitant to type "bikini worship leaders" into the search bar and press enter
Do you have any self-respect whatsoever; let alone love for God? Peacocking how safe and feminist you are, while cattily bitching about those ‘evil bad men who aren't me, as I'm perfect’.
Having a picture of Matt Maher under a jab at Chris Tomlin was *chef's kiss*
"I prefer quiet, modestly clothed women, to imagine naked" because that's the real problem right there. Men with pornified minds blaming women for their lack of self-control.
This got my wife and I pushed out of a church we led worship together at, because I wouldn't force her to wear "loser, less form-fitting clothes" so men didn't have to see her "voluptuous curves". Someone... in leadership... actually said that... not even as a joke. Reading this was almost like hearing their arguments!
did no one mention YOUR voluptuous curves? yet again we have anti-husband bias at work. sad!
The delirious? deep cut made my day.
I still lead "did you feel the mountains tremble", it's a banger and still holds up!
Also, I've never seen anyone walk across the altar at my church, this is reason one why everyone else's liturgy sucks
I, too, shout about mountains.
there were a lot of adolescent jokes on the table there, lol. i had to just save them for next week
Great stuff, but my distraction from your jokes is consummate: You found that weird photo of the beach party women singing in what appears to be a chapel, and it looks like a 90s photograph and not a ChatGPT-generated image ... and now all I want to know is what the bleep is happening there and were you present
Another fantastic takeaway quote: "Who should we blame? I have some ideas."
first of all, me and my homeschool crew would have not been allowed anywhere near such a thing.
but no, i had to use mr. elon's AI tool for that one. my algorithm/ads are already a slop of horned up hell flotsam from writing so many jokes about boobs and wieners. even I was hesitant to type "bikini worship leaders" into the search bar and press enter
Horned up hell flotsam. That might be the most disturbing yet perfectly succinct description I've read in a hot minute
That's actually a reasonably impressive AI creation..I also totally thought it was real, hehe:)
I take it this was satire?
Do you have any self-respect whatsoever; let alone love for God? Peacocking how safe and feminist you are, while cattily bitching about those ‘evil bad men who aren't me, as I'm perfect’.
Do you like switchfoot y/n
Idk what that is