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Dusti Marie Beard's avatar

KILLY GRAHAM

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matthew pierce's avatar

dusti i apologize for nothing

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John Anders's avatar

You forgot Billy Graham had that one rule which meant there must always be at least 200 gorillas in the room

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Jaimie's avatar

All of this makes me drink--I mean, think

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Clint Wrede's avatar

Is the Billy Graham on the far right actually Anwar Sadat?

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Jaimie's avatar

I was also analyzing that face with suspicion. Killy Graham can sniff out any imposter. Even AI imposters...so, Graham may just be our best hope of winning the inevitable future AI Rebellion War. Makes you think.

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Clint Wrede's avatar

If you put 100 Alan Nobles in front of 100 typewriters for 100 years, they would write the Bible.

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Stephanie Gail Eagleson's avatar

The egalitarian pun--!! Top-tier thought leading, this whole thing. Gave me a much needed dose of glee!

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Bethany Fee's avatar

PureFlix needs to get on this undressed elephant

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matthew pierce's avatar

[wokely]

pachydermis

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Jack Hanson's avatar

I just love, “…you can call me Balaam, because that ass is speaking to me.” I got suspended for something similar at the Catholic school I went to.

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Sarah's avatar

I WHEEZED at that. I’m using it at some point 😂

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Scottinthe503's avatar

What did I just read? 😂😂

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matthew pierce's avatar

sometimes these articles are so powerful that i don't understand them either

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Stories of Souls's avatar

I always wondered what the connection was between tiny feet and the conversion of bumble bees.

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Glori Writes's avatar

Oh my word, where do you come up with this stuff.

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matthew pierce's avatar

i was homeschooled in the 90s

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KP's avatar

This explains a lot.

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Glori Writes's avatar

uh, ok…

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Shelley G's avatar

Look, I don't know who you are but my son just started reading your posts to me out loud and now I'm reading all of them in one sitting. We NEED to make you famous. I said what I said.

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matthew pierce's avatar

i am a sullen and aloof weirdo living in the backwoods of alabama

please be careful, if your son reads too many of these articles he will become irresistible to the babes in youth group

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Jules Powellhi's avatar

lol!😆 now that is definately a youth sermon if I ever heard one!☝🏻

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Melinda Miller's avatar

A Michael Crichton reference! Yes!

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