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It’s not one of his more popular works, but Kierkegaard actually wrote about something similar in his 1840 essay “N. F. S. Grundtvig Potato Coitus.” This was before mangoes were invented of course

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Please come clean up the coffee I spit when bursting into laughter!!!!!

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Excuse me, it's spelled Awkwafina, do your research. I'm definitely not suffering from an overdose of redirected purity culture.

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can't read your comment because i am bouncing my eyes

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You must like math because you totally have extra woke points for this

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Concerning free will with the mangoes. If you want to argue with other believers in person rather than online please bring this up with the restoration committee, else proceed

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"I don’t need to be omniscient to know that this is a checkmate." Mic drop ...who are the tenants of YOUR faith? John Piper was one of mine but clearly I'm going to have to strike him out now you've exercised free will w the mangoes

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carman and a stack of christian-themed novelty t-shirts from 1998

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Speaking of checkmates: if you feel unsettled at any time by the restoration committee, you can always just say that the Holy Spirit is telling you that you should live in freedom, and then you can misappropriate a few choice Bible verses

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