Probably the most dangerous thing in Christianity is CRT, which is short for CR Theory. The C and the R also stand for various things, but no one knows what, if they did it would be called a FACT and not a THEORY, like how my youth pastor said evolution was a theory because none of the monkeys that crawled out of the slime took pictures of what was happening or whatever but we know Creation happened because of God-shaped holes or something, I don’t really remember, that was the week I was doing the 30 hour famine to impress all the babes, anyway the point is that CRT is very
As my youth pastor always said, he so hath begun a good with in you will bring it to conflation, and this essay proves that miracles can happen when you apply God's word at random. Thank you. Sincerely, Miriam and Harriet
Glad to see someone has the COURAGE to speak TRUTH to POWER instead of just bowing to whatever woke joke NONSENSE the kids these days are myspacing about!
I don't know what idiot wrote this but this article is absolutely filled with misinformation. The T stands for Therapy, not theory. CRT is used by pacemakers to keep old people with bad tickers praising the Lord. The C I believe stands for Colon, as pacemakers are inserted through the butt. CRT is keeping Christianity and hardcore granny sex afloat, DO NOT BAN IT.
I gotta say. This post challenged me. I mean, yes, we caught our pastor putting CRT into the communion grape juice a few weeks back and he got fired. But...I guess I don't know what my point was.
As my youth pastor always said, he so hath begun a good with in you will bring it to conflation, and this essay proves that miracles can happen when you apply God's word at random. Thank you. Sincerely, Miriam and Harriet
Louder for those in the back pew, Matthew. 👏
Glad to see someone has the COURAGE to speak TRUTH to POWER instead of just bowing to whatever woke joke NONSENSE the kids these days are myspacing about!
Ever seen the SNL character that Bobby Moynihan plays, Second-Hand News Guy? It's like you're second-hand sermon guy. I love it.
I don't know what idiot wrote this but this article is absolutely filled with misinformation. The T stands for Therapy, not theory. CRT is used by pacemakers to keep old people with bad tickers praising the Lord. The C I believe stands for Colon, as pacemakers are inserted through the butt. CRT is keeping Christianity and hardcore granny sex afloat, DO NOT BAN IT.
I gotta say. This post challenged me. I mean, yes, we caught our pastor putting CRT into the communion grape juice a few weeks back and he got fired. But...I guess I don't know what my point was.
sincere question: do you enjoy being Moses or Zapporah more? asking for a friend
yes
This is a copypasta goldmine
Where has this been all my life?
Your malaprops here (grammatical, Biblical, biographical) are killing me!
Matthew, I am speechless.
in a good way or a bad way