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Tsh Oxenreider's avatar

Louder for those in the back pew, Matthew. 👏

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Miriam F's avatar

As my youth pastor always said, he so hath begun a good with in you will bring it to conflation, and this essay proves that miracles can happen when you apply God's word at random. Thank you. Sincerely, Miriam and Harriet

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Elizabeth Miller's avatar

Ever seen the SNL character that Bobby Moynihan plays, Second-Hand News Guy? It's like you're second-hand sermon guy. I love it.

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Josh Kumar's avatar

Glad to see someone has the COURAGE to speak TRUTH to POWER instead of just bowing to whatever woke joke NONSENSE the kids these days are myspacing about!

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Zachary's avatar

I don't know what idiot wrote this but this article is absolutely filled with misinformation. The T stands for Therapy, not theory. CRT is used by pacemakers to keep old people with bad tickers praising the Lord. The C I believe stands for Colon, as pacemakers are inserted through the butt. CRT is keeping Christianity and hardcore granny sex afloat, DO NOT BAN IT.

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Aaron P.'s avatar

I gotta say. This post challenged me. I mean, yes, we caught our pastor putting CRT into the communion grape juice a few weeks back and he got fired. But...I guess I don't know what my point was.

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Dan's avatar

sincere question: do you enjoy being Moses or Zapporah more? asking for a friend

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matthew pierce's avatar

yes

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Kendall N Maxwell's avatar

This is a copypasta goldmine

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LoLam's avatar

Where has this been all my life?

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Shea Peterson's avatar

Your malaprops here (grammatical, Biblical, biographical) are killing me!

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Alexandria's avatar

Matthew, I am speechless.

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matthew pierce's avatar

in a good way or a bad way

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