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Sarah Bessey is not eligible to baptize an American president because she is from Mexico.

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Alas.

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People who read this are gonna start googling Stormie Omartian and get really REALLY confused.

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Have we tried baptizing him WITH THE BOSOMS? This could be a solution.

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looks like me and my wife have a new role play

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Had me giggling from “Folks, it’s time a Christian wrote about Donald Trump.”

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I wheezed so much reading this I almost passed out.

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New favorite.

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And all this time I thought the SBC was squabbling about the *NBA*! Gah.

This is why we all need to follow Christian Thought Leaders like you; otherwise, we get our news all mixed up

Good point re: raccoon/cotton candy... never considered that

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Just brilliant😂

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"tried to sex him in the privates"🤣

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He is not a baby Christian. He's not a Christian at all.

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I need to know about the mother's day incident

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did kate shellnutt send you

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*wheezing*

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"If I could do it all over again and not get caught, I would"

Words to aspire to.

Thank you.

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Why so much emphasis on baptism?

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Omg this guy is an absolute idiot! Stormie Omartian is not a porn star but a Christian author. I think this dummy meant Stormy Daniels who is the porn star linked to DT.

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I think you’re thinking of Charlie Daniels, who tickled the ivory with the devil, much like Stormy *Humana Humana*

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Evangelicals don't really are about theology -- not one bit, actually. Baptism, communion, repentance, caring about doing goodness: None of these really matter so long as he's 'my man.'

~ This is funny, however!

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