Omg this guy is an absolute idiot! Stormie Omartian is not a porn star but a Christian author. I think this dummy meant Stormy Daniels who is the porn star linked to DT.
Evangelicals don't really are about theology -- not one bit, actually. Baptism, communion, repentance, caring about doing goodness: None of these really matter so long as he's 'my man.'
Sarah Bessey is not eligible to baptize an American president because she is from Mexico.
Alas.
People who read this are gonna start googling Stormie Omartian and get really REALLY confused.
Have we tried baptizing him WITH THE BOSOMS? This could be a solution.
looks like me and my wife have a new role play
Had me giggling from “Folks, it’s time a Christian wrote about Donald Trump.”
I wheezed so much reading this I almost passed out.
New favorite.
And all this time I thought the SBC was squabbling about the *NBA*! Gah.
This is why we all need to follow Christian Thought Leaders like you; otherwise, we get our news all mixed up
Good point re: raccoon/cotton candy... never considered that
Just brilliant😂
"tried to sex him in the privates"🤣
He is not a baby Christian. He's not a Christian at all.
I need to know about the mother's day incident
did kate shellnutt send you
*wheezing*
"If I could do it all over again and not get caught, I would"
Words to aspire to.
Thank you.
Why so much emphasis on baptism?
Omg this guy is an absolute idiot! Stormie Omartian is not a porn star but a Christian author. I think this dummy meant Stormy Daniels who is the porn star linked to DT.
I think you’re thinking of Charlie Daniels, who tickled the ivory with the devil, much like Stormy *Humana Humana*
Evangelicals don't really are about theology -- not one bit, actually. Baptism, communion, repentance, caring about doing goodness: None of these really matter so long as he's 'my man.'
~ This is funny, however!