My friends, I guess they’re letting single people into churches now. It may have been like this for some time, I don’t know. When you have a powerful brand like I do, you must always guard yourself against scandal, and that is why I never talk to young single women, because whenever a thought leader has a sex scandal, it seems like it involves a young attractive woman, so I guess those are the most sinful kind of women. (I don’t talk to younger men because I just don’t like people in general.)
God loves single Christians too, kind of
I often text my married friends with children to let them know I'm just "vibing" and enjoying hobbies. They seem to appreciate it
MATTHEW. 💀 I’m dead. This is ridiculous in the most epic way. This is the most important work on this topic since I Kissed Dating Goodbye. 😅
This is great advice. Thanks so much for showing me how I need to change my single lifestyle!