I'm still waiting for the live-action retelling of Ruth and Boaz, with a slow build toward the Ruth-undresses-Boaz's-feet scene. Talk about a threshing floor. A woman will have to be the director, because a dude would probably cast Gerard Depardieu as Boaz (which could totally ruin the story for me), when we gals are thinking more along the lines of Gerard Butler. Cap it off with enough scenes of hot shirtless Boaz gathering barley to nail down a PG-13 rating.
Pulitzer worthy piece right here.
I'm still waiting for the live-action retelling of Ruth and Boaz, with a slow build toward the Ruth-undresses-Boaz's-feet scene. Talk about a threshing floor. A woman will have to be the director, because a dude would probably cast Gerard Depardieu as Boaz (which could totally ruin the story for me), when we gals are thinking more along the lines of Gerard Butler. Cap it off with enough scenes of hot shirtless Boaz gathering barley to nail down a PG-13 rating.
Crying with laughter - "prayerfully consider not being ugly anymore"....Glad you addressed the smokin' hot husband issue!
You had me at, "they’d rather sit there and do a mind sex, because they just imagined touching a butt."