Probably the worst sin for a Christian is to be single. Single Christians have freedom and hobbies and extra money and some of them have faces without wrinkles, and these are all things that I covet, and when I covet, it is always the other person’s fault, this is why Christian Twitter is always defending Bathsheba; if Uriah didn’t have such a hot naked wife on the roof, King David wouldn’t have coveted her, so obviously Uriah was the bad guy in that whole deal.
Oh my goodness. Thank you for making me and my husband laugh so obnoxiously loud that our 18 year old son was horrified from his bedroom. I shared with our soon-to-be married daughter who read it to her soon-to-be husband and his roommates at game night and she replied succinctly, "We're crying!🤣" We'll never view toasters, or refrigerators, the same again.
Ewww, too true and also dying - "Women are like nunchucks; elegant, made of wood and metal chains, and can be twirled at high speeds to destroy attacking assassins". Ladies, get yourself a man who doesn't see you as a potential nunchuck - if he does, get yourself as far away as possible! Avoid roofs too!
Oh my goodness. Thank you for making me and my husband laugh so obnoxiously loud that our 18 year old son was horrified from his bedroom. I shared with our soon-to-be married daughter who read it to her soon-to-be husband and his roommates at game night and she replied succinctly, "We're crying!🤣" We'll never view toasters, or refrigerators, the same again.
Ewww, too true and also dying - "Women are like nunchucks; elegant, made of wood and metal chains, and can be twirled at high speeds to destroy attacking assassins". Ladies, get yourself a man who doesn't see you as a potential nunchuck - if he does, get yourself as far away as possible! Avoid roofs too!
🤣 "wide brimmed hats" sent me over the edge
. . . Freaking . . . Hilarious
This is worth twice the monthly fee.
Nunchucks 😂
I am deceased