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Emily Hess's avatar

As a Catholic...yes, that's exactly how Pentecost happened.

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Boris Feigin's avatar

That's awesome 🤣 I would say more but the child traffickers may have bugged this comment thread :P

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Katharine Strange's avatar

As someone who was confirmed in the Presbyterian Church, I can 100% confirm the accuracy of this

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cargree's avatar

PCA or PCUSA?

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Katharine Strange's avatar

PCUSA. I heard in the PCA women have to wear doilies on their heads

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cargree's avatar

I wouldn't be surprised. They definitely don't have any leadership roles.

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Alan's avatar

So the Brand saved you from being on "the list". Good thinking, Matthew!

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Amy Fritz's avatar

Twila Paris. 🤣🤣🤣

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Tom Becker's avatar

Twila can handle the abuse. She that Child Warrior, don't forget! ⚔️

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Amy Fritz's avatar

The warrior is a child (deep inside the armor) 😏

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Tom Becker's avatar

I seriously love that song.

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Boring Rocks for Nerds's avatar

I understand hating minorities and Ohio but why does he hate bears

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Tom Becker's avatar

'bout time somebody took Casper to the wood shed for questioning Mike Warnke's unassailable brand!

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Robin Jester Wootton's avatar

Omg 😆

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Justin Allison's avatar

Best description of where presbyterians came from!

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Jeff's avatar

I always leave here a better person than when I arrived.

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Stefanie Barrett's avatar

Kendra made the list!😂

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Kendra Pierce's avatar

Put myself on it to keep from suspicion!😂

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Stefanie Barrett's avatar

Strategizing! 😂

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Steve T's avatar

"The Presbyterians" - really? As if all Presbyterians are like this guy

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David Malament's avatar

Disappointed not to see any comments from people who didn’t register this as satire

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Ray Lantz's avatar

This is a digression but: the ‘villain’ in this story is a PCA Presbyterian.

Only a PC(USA) Presbyterian would admit to drinking a craft beer.

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Susan's avatar

Maybe the brand isn't as strong as you thing, the AI is bugged and they're listening, even now... Sad to say I think some 'Christians' of a lesser brand have a small list which includes all other Christians as people they don't like and some would even have Jesus on their dislike list, cos He will get in the way of their brand. Can't wait for your next post asking ChatGPT or another AI brand to produce pictures of people on your list realising that they're on your dislike list!!!

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Jaimie's avatar

Brilliant.

Church history: story checks out.

Also, I have been Southern Baptist, then PCA, before I found what I had been looking for all along (feel free to make your guesses, but remember I'm not a respecter of people), and I will admit to all the stereotypes so evocatively described except I'm not a man and I'm technically not white but (said wokely) ethnically ambiguous

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matthew pierce's avatar

so u can ethnic with either hand? powerful

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