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Susan's avatar

"whenever something is complex, some people want to use nuance. How sad! When things are confusing is when we need hot takes the most! That’s why I always tell Christians exactly what to do, to save them from being confused by thinking" - ooch and yet terrifyingly true. Love the hot take on the Christian angle on Elf on the Shelf! But how about Historian on a Mandalorian (see Twitter)?!!!

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Stefanie Barrett's avatar

But should Santa Clauses (Santas Claus?) be allowed to have butts?

Also, Santa is an anagram of satan so question, answered, obvi

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TheJSP's avatar

*applause*

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Terry's avatar

'Anyway, the point is that having a small man up high where he can see things is biblical.'

So true . . .

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Mom's avatar

Peter...three new roofs...😆😆

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