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I saw SEX HAVER when they opened for Switchfoot.

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Please won’t someone think of your youth pastor, who will have extra work if we bring back purity culture. Although maybe he could use some extra work, since he wasn’t even quoted in this article which was about sexes, and I think that’s his specialty.

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he's been very busy helping the children's minister make sure vbs is appropriately radical

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"If you are hot, you should wear as little clothes as possible"

Modest is hottest. So hot people wearing less is less hot than if they wore more. It's exactly correlated with physical temperature.

Now I just need to convince my wife of this...

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DEAD. This is the funniest thing I've read all week.

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MAXIMUM SHAME

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This is perfection.

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thank u for saying that i am perfect, rachel. i too believe that i am perfect

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lolol

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MY FRIENDS, HOBBIES, AND DREAMS indeed

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