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Apr 15Liked by matthew pierce

I saw SEX HAVER when they opened for Switchfoot.

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Apr 22Liked by matthew pierce

DEAD. This is the funniest thing I've read all week.

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Please won’t someone think of your youth pastor, who will have extra work if we bring back purity culture. Although maybe he could use some extra work, since he wasn’t even quoted in this article which was about sexes, and I think that’s his specialty.

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This is perfection.

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MAXIMUM SHAME

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MY FRIENDS, HOBBIES, AND DREAMS indeed

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