True story: I grew up in church and I was 18 years old before I heard a man stand behind a pulpit and say something nice about his wife besides “Isn’t she pretty!”
It was the basketball coach at Bible college. He was giving a speech about ethics and he said that his wife has strong moral character and that if he’s not sure what to do, he asks his wife.
As financial, more "invisible" capital nudges out landed, physical sources of capital, a superstructural consequence is an exodus of smoking hot wives from mediated spaces.
That's bc all the smoking hot wives are here in Colorado, in MY church, which is ACNA, ask me about our liturgy and I'll refer you to Matthew's post on the topic, and they are all my besties, we run up and down mountains like all Coloradans do on a daily basis.
We are currently doing a Bible study on another point that Matthew raised about whether or not as Christian women, we should have butts.
Bigger problem. we are running out of children cuz the pastors talked about their smoking hot wives- the rest of us could clearly see their wives were not smoking hot, all the young men had no desire to end up like the pastor and left the church. since most of the “real” women are already gone cuz real women do not want to be anyone’s fantasy friend, none of the christian young men have young women to pray ( whoops) prey on! And no babies are happening. Christians are in a negative replacement population growth.
True story: I grew up in church and I was 18 years old before I heard a man stand behind a pulpit and say something nice about his wife besides “Isn’t she pretty!”
It was the basketball coach at Bible college. He was giving a speech about ethics and he said that his wife has strong moral character and that if he’s not sure what to do, he asks his wife.
I’m 37 and I’ve never forgotten that.
ok but maybe the reason she was so moral was because she was hot? makes u think
good point! I never saw her. Maybe she was so hot he couldn't bring her around. It would be a lustfest!
my wife has the same problem with me tbh
We should do swears about it
This article enforces traditional gender roles! The truth is that not all men can fix the radio.
As financial, more "invisible" capital nudges out landed, physical sources of capital, a superstructural consequence is an exodus of smoking hot wives from mediated spaces.
Winter Jam callback ftw😂
This is becoming my favorite page
I saw "Winter Jam" again and choked on my water
That's bc all the smoking hot wives are here in Colorado, in MY church, which is ACNA, ask me about our liturgy and I'll refer you to Matthew's post on the topic, and they are all my besties, we run up and down mountains like all Coloradans do on a daily basis.
We are currently doing a Bible study on another point that Matthew raised about whether or not as Christian women, we should have butts.
i would offer to join the Bible study over zoom but the restoration committee has taken away my zoom privileges after the Mother's Day Incident
Bigger problem. we are running out of children cuz the pastors talked about their smoking hot wives- the rest of us could clearly see their wives were not smoking hot, all the young men had no desire to end up like the pastor and left the church. since most of the “real” women are already gone cuz real women do not want to be anyone’s fantasy friend, none of the christian young men have young women to pray ( whoops) prey on! And no babies are happening. Christians are in a negative replacement population growth.
Genius 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I clearly remember the moment I began to look at the woman who ultimately became my wife as marrying material. That was almost 50 years ago.
This is wrong, in so many ways. Stepping away now so the lightning ⚡️ doesn’t strike me.
HWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
This is the best. 🤣
Winter Jam tickets 😂
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