My friends, the Church has a John MacArthur problem. More and more these days, when I simply want to get on my phone and scour the internet for positive comments on my writing, I am forced to see that John MacArthur has upset some people. This should not surprise anyone. When some Christian leaders get very old, they lose their minds. Let’s go to the Greek: when King David was at the end of a long reign of destroying everything he touched, he told his servants “uh, I’m really cold,” and then he did the dirty old man wink, like this, and then he did the signal with his hands for a hot lady with big bosoms, which was very problematic, because some hot ladies have small bosoms, but this was before Woke. So his servants were like “one Hillsong, coming right up,” and they found a hot virgin named Abishag to go to bed with the king. But David’s sling was too old and it couldn’t shoot stones anymore, so Abishag was like WHEW, then David got real embarrassed and he told his son to go kill a guy named Shimei. Also he said to kill Joab, but that guy totally deserved it.
“Do you know how hard it is to form a hot take when 99% of Christian Twitter is on one side, and the other side is a cabal of bearded malcontents who don’t know the difference between affection and attention?” 😂😂😂
Sometimes you have to laugh to stop from going mad. Thanks for this refreshing read.
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I laughed out loud, well done!
“Do you know how hard it is to form a hot take when 99% of Christian Twitter is on one side, and the other side is a cabal of bearded malcontents who don’t know the difference between affection and attention?” 😂😂😂
lol! Love it!!
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Brohohohoho, one Hillsong, coming right up!
so glad Luther really nailed them.