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David was probably expecting Nathan to tell him YOU ARE THE GOAT which is why hearing that he was the lamb was so crushing.

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"Now that we know what we want it to imply, let’s look at Scripture: "

Nailed it.

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Mar 12, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

OK, that's it, I read this and thought, "I finally have to go and buy both of this stunning thought leader's books on Amazon" and I DID.

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Leading Bible scholars spell Bathshebah with an "h" at the end. Is this cause the word honey starts with "h"? y/n

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Mar 18, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

YES NOW MAMA GETS THAT ROYAL PEEN OMG laughing to tears here :)

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Mar 15, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

I keep wanting to write a pithy comment to continue the fun, but I can’t stop giggling at “royal peen.” It cancels all other comedic thought. Like hearing your science teacher say Uranus is an ice giant. You can’t unhear it.

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Mar 15, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

Isn't "Royal Peen" a song by One Bad Pig?

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Mar 13, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

The most important think piece this year.

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Wait, I thought all sex was bad... Except Song of Solomon sex which is described poetically and in iambic pentameter... Which would include by default the sex where the dude pours out the very essence of his presence upon the altar of her most holy place, or something like that...

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Totally non-serious. This wasn't a "think piece" -- apparently no thinking went into it -- and it's not "evangelical."

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The royal peen

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