Probably the most important issue in Christianity right now is when King David and Bathsheba did a bad sex, which happened in the Old Testament, like 200 years ago, anyway I’m not real familiar with this, but I have instructed my team to get to the bottom of it while I write this article telling everyone what to think.
I keep wanting to write a pithy comment to continue the fun, but I can’t stop giggling at “royal peen.” It cancels all other comedic thought. Like hearing your science teacher say Uranus is an ice giant. You can’t unhear it.
Wait, I thought all sex was bad... Except Song of Solomon sex which is described poetically and in iambic pentameter... Which would include by default the sex where the dude pours out the very essence of his presence upon the altar of her most holy place, or something like that...
David was probably expecting Nathan to tell him YOU ARE THE GOAT which is why hearing that he was the lamb was so crushing.
"Now that we know what we want it to imply, let’s look at Scripture: "
Nailed it.
OK, that's it, I read this and thought, "I finally have to go and buy both of this stunning thought leader's books on Amazon" and I DID.
Leading Bible scholars spell Bathshebah with an "h" at the end. Is this cause the word honey starts with "h"? y/n
everything is connected, warren
YES NOW MAMA GETS THAT ROYAL PEEN OMG laughing to tears here :)
I keep wanting to write a pithy comment to continue the fun, but I can’t stop giggling at “royal peen.” It cancels all other comedic thought. Like hearing your science teacher say Uranus is an ice giant. You can’t unhear it.
Isn't "Royal Peen" a song by One Bad Pig?
that is a deep cut clint
I want to do a podcast where I analyze CCM videos from the 80s. Both of them.
The most important think piece this year.
Wait, I thought all sex was bad... Except Song of Solomon sex which is described poetically and in iambic pentameter... Which would include by default the sex where the dude pours out the very essence of his presence upon the altar of her most holy place, or something like that...
I had soup in a church hall once.
Same thing really.
Totally non-serious. This wasn't a "think piece" -- apparently no thinking went into it -- and it's not "evangelical."
The royal peen