Probably the most important issue in Christianity right now is AI pastors. I know this because I always look at the religion headlines so I can know what to be outraged by. I never read any of the articles, though, because I might see something that I will write later, and this would be plagiarism by the other person, who wrote it first.
.."my AI pastor is always telling me interesting things like the risen blood moon requires sacrifice. Or that I have been chosen as the Angel of Death and that the Season of Winnowing is upon us. I don’t always understand what these things mean, but I’m not allowed to ask other people, because my AI pastor says that Outsiders will only sow discord and try to stop The Quickening"
Adding insulin to injury is the winner
Thanks for the laugh.
.."my AI pastor is always telling me interesting things like the risen blood moon requires sacrifice. Or that I have been chosen as the Angel of Death and that the Season of Winnowing is upon us. I don’t always understand what these things mean, but I’m not allowed to ask other people, because my AI pastor says that Outsiders will only sow discord and try to stop The Quickening"