I realize this is supposed to be comedy, but the sad thing is it is just too damn spot on to really be able to laugh at.
I wonder if Evangelicals are ever going to admit that what literally sealed the deal for them was Trump talking about “grabbing a woman by the (you-know-what).” Instead of being horrified by it, as all the “libtard” women were, it just cemented Trump’s godhood status among so-called “Conservatives”, who secretly deep down just want women to STFU and go back to being sex objects.
Crist is literally now bigger than ever for sexually harassing women. It’s crazy that this “comedy” piece you wrote isn’t even actually comedy because it’s just too damn true.
"the person who has suffered the most is my brand" ... wow. Yep. A person can certainly be their brand in one setting, and (hopefully) an actual person elsewhere. I do not recommend.
One of your best matthew! Thank you for using your jester skills to say what many of us feel but can't say.
This. This is phenomenal.
It isn’t even comedy. This is what all those people who shall not be named would actually write if they were being completely honest.
*johncrist*
I realize this is supposed to be comedy, but the sad thing is it is just too damn spot on to really be able to laugh at.
I wonder if Evangelicals are ever going to admit that what literally sealed the deal for them was Trump talking about “grabbing a woman by the (you-know-what).” Instead of being horrified by it, as all the “libtard” women were, it just cemented Trump’s godhood status among so-called “Conservatives”, who secretly deep down just want women to STFU and go back to being sex objects.
Crist is literally now bigger than ever for sexually harassing women. It’s crazy that this “comedy” piece you wrote isn’t even actually comedy because it’s just too damn true.
It's hard to read it and laugh, because it's too real.
This is clearly a roast of John Crist, and I’m here for it.
Highest of fives.
"the person who has suffered the most is my brand" ... wow. Yep. A person can certainly be their brand in one setting, and (hopefully) an actual person elsewhere. I do not recommend.
Oof. This is too real to be funny. Very clever though, as usual!
Perfection