Imagine being at work and spray laughing Diet Coke down the front of your scrubs, and when a coworker asks what’s so funny, you literally don’t know what to say but just sit there with your messy Diet Coke mouth hanging open, because you don’t know how to explain laughing about a couple having public sex in heaven and who martin Luther is and why he’s nailing 99 things on the wall — I mean door
The NAMES ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
John P. ftw!
Came here just to say that haha
Exactly - the names are the best part!
Of the Turtles, only Michaelangelo can be saved, because he painted the Sistine Chaplain.
Heard my phone vibrate during church, wasn't expecting this, 10/10 would share with my wife before Sunday School again
Imagine you have a theological question so deep that ONLY Matthew Pierce can answer it......
my youth pastor says it's not how deep the question goes but what u do with it
Matthew, do you have merch? Because I need that Martin Luther burn on a t-shirt, stat.
YES. Sell here: https://hilarioushumanitarian.com
as I clicked that link I thought, oh, I'm gonna be in big (good) trouble. :)
Imagine being at work and spray laughing Diet Coke down the front of your scrubs, and when a coworker asks what’s so funny, you literally don’t know what to say but just sit there with your messy Diet Coke mouth hanging open, because you don’t know how to explain laughing about a couple having public sex in heaven and who martin Luther is and why he’s nailing 99 things on the wall — I mean door
*it’s 95, Karen, but that doesn’t work for my double entree
Sex in Heaven is my least favorite Eric Clapton song
What if the animals in Heaven are making animal noises while you are having sex? Do they get in trouble too, or do they speak like humans in Heaven?
I'm pretty sure this comment section is even better then the post.
Which says a lot
I can't believe you called out Carman, Shofars, and the Ninja Turtles in one breath 🤣🤣
someone had to
The theological answers we have all been waiting for. Thank you for your service.
it is not easy being the only christian who understands theology
"Well this is MOST improper" (chortle chortle)
Fighting off demons with Carmen CDs and shofars...were you living in my 90s pentacostal childhood?!?! 😅🥲
I'm with Karen SP - the healed heroes in a half-shell are important to me =)
Should have known you were real the genius behind Jimmy on Relationships!
Jeepers mister, you’re the Jason Bourne of evangelical thought leaders