The Bible uses the word "cleave", it says that women should "cleave" to their husbands. This is the same root of the word "cleavage". Therefore, Scipture is clear on this point - increasing cleavage is obviously Biblical.
I have never seen such exegetical apologetic theology liturgy criticisms done.
He didn’t even have to go to the Greek!!
But don’t you even worry, I did. And I’m pretty sure Paul the Baptist said “he who finds the bosoms finds some good things.” I never even knew this, but it’s so obvious.
Thanks be to our Beloved Evangelical Thought Leader (May He live forever) for enlightening us!! 🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼♀️
today's phrase that pays: "off-the-rails televangelists who coked themselves into the third heaven," with a fine showing by “sorry that you are going to hell, anyway I’ll be at church with my giant knockers.” PREACH, brother, PREACH.
Personal favorite line: "This is called apologetics." This article made the way for some howler-level comments... so THIS is biblical commentary? I never knew apologetics and commentaries could be so interesting!
nah more like random wikipedia rabbit holes. like what did the james-younger gang do with all that money? who was the somerton man? what happened in shag harbour in 1967?
This actually sounds accurate for my hubs. Fairly regularly, he comes to bed and tells me what random rabbit hole of research he fell down that day. Did you know that bald eagles, osprey, and golden eagles hatch chicks in succession, so that if you’re a major raptor fan, there will be chicks in the local nest for about 5 solid months? I also did not know this… until a few weeks ago.
Thank you, Matthew, once again for clarifying an issue that has troubled me for a while. "We cannot attract the unsaved by putting craggy, decrepit old men on the stage. We are not Presbyterians."
The Bible uses the word "cleave", it says that women should "cleave" to their husbands. This is the same root of the word "cleavage". Therefore, Scipture is clear on this point - increasing cleavage is obviously Biblical.
Presbyterian here. I have just reported you to the Big Guy upstairs for heresy. Prepare to be un-chosen.
What about BBL? I mean who doesn't want Big Blessings of the Lord?
I have never seen such exegetical apologetic theology liturgy criticisms done.
He didn’t even have to go to the Greek!!
But don’t you even worry, I did. And I’m pretty sure Paul the Baptist said “he who finds the bosoms finds some good things.” I never even knew this, but it’s so obvious.
Thanks be to our Beloved Evangelical Thought Leader (May He live forever) for enlightening us!! 🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼♀️
u are growing stronger bethany
😂😂😂
As a Presbyterian, I'm disappointed in the lack of your use of the Greek word "bazoombas."
“sorry that you are going to hell, anyway I’ll be at church with my giant knockers“
Kirk Cameron could never😂
today's phrase that pays: "off-the-rails televangelists who coked themselves into the third heaven," with a fine showing by “sorry that you are going to hell, anyway I’ll be at church with my giant knockers.” PREACH, brother, PREACH.
Personal favorite line: "This is called apologetics." This article made the way for some howler-level comments... so THIS is biblical commentary? I never knew apologetics and commentaries could be so interesting!
i take my place at the final judgement, next to missionaries, martyrs and evangelists. finally, it is my turn to give an account for my days
me, wokely:
i made jokes about private parts, and then a bunch of other christians did, too. it was a thing
WOKELY 👏
Hey Matthew! It’s the year 2047 and I just read this. We asked AI to invent a Time Machine and I came back to comment on this thread.
It’s so bizarre reading it from this standpoint, because most women have breast implants!! I mean … an actual extra breast.
quality comment
For real though
Just a fad, total body abstraction becomes the norm in the mid 50s
finally we can have the kingdom on earth as god intended, with no side hugs
Shout to the Lord indeed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pd8Kbv6lEE
"Sitting perfectly still on the couch while feeling existential dread"—so THAT'S what they're doing!
sometimes we are thinking about history, or a game that happened in 1998
History, as in the Roman Empire?
nah more like random wikipedia rabbit holes. like what did the james-younger gang do with all that money? who was the somerton man? what happened in shag harbour in 1967?
I don't think I want to know what happened in shag harbour in 1967...
I was born in 1967 so I'm really curious and / or horrified.
This actually sounds accurate for my hubs. Fairly regularly, he comes to bed and tells me what random rabbit hole of research he fell down that day. Did you know that bald eagles, osprey, and golden eagles hatch chicks in succession, so that if you’re a major raptor fan, there will be chicks in the local nest for about 5 solid months? I also did not know this… until a few weeks ago.
Thank you, Matthew, once again for clarifying an issue that has troubled me for a while. "We cannot attract the unsaved by putting craggy, decrepit old men on the stage. We are not Presbyterians."
Glad I had a gander
I'm Presbyterian, haha