Probably the most important issue for Christians right now is who we should boycott. When you look at the word “boycott,” it comes from the Greek words for “man” and “bed.” You know who talked about where guys go to sleep? That’s right: Jesus. He said “animals have a place to sleep, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay his head.” (-Bible) So whoever the Son of Man is, that guy would never do a boycott, but Jesus was free to do boycotts, because had plenty of beds; he was literally a carpenter, he could build a bed in five seconds, this is called theology.
You are wrong about Jack Chick and Chick-fil-A. It was actually started by Jack's brother Phil A. Chick, who was sick of his brother getting all the good publicity in public restrooms and libraries. He changed Phil to Fil because because it was easier to pronounce.
Add Disney to the list. They should be boycotted for the look Nala gave to Simba after that tumble alone. Doesn't seem like they waited for marriage
Some of this is masterful. "Have you heard about the horrible things that Tish Harrison Warren has done? Me neither; this is very suspicious. What is she hiding?" Genius.
DYING. The fact that Chick-fil-A has basically everyone boycotting them and yet the lines are still too long proves that they DO in fact roll their chicken in cocaine.
“Because my wife is still in there and I want her to come home.” Bahaha this was great.
"so the fig tree was barren, but it still got a rose on Mother’s Day, because it went to a church that honored All Trees."
This one got me 😆
the arsenokoitai joke had me dead