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Clint Wrede's avatar

You are wrong about Jack Chick and Chick-fil-A. It was actually started by Jack's brother Phil A. Chick, who was sick of his brother getting all the good publicity in public restrooms and libraries. He changed Phil to Fil because because it was easier to pronounce.

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matthew pierce's avatar

iron sharpening iron

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Eliot Kern's avatar

Some of this is masterful. "Have you heard about the horrible things that Tish Harrison Warren has done? Me neither; this is very suspicious. What is she hiding?" Genius.

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Holly Berkley Fletcher's avatar

DYING. The fact that Chick-fil-A has basically everyone boycotting them and yet the lines are still too long proves that they DO in fact roll their chicken in cocaine.

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Dana's avatar

"so the fig tree was barren, but it still got a rose on Mother’s Day, because it went to a church that honored All Trees."

This one got me 😆

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Raising Cane's Hater's avatar

the arsenokoitai joke had me dead

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matthew pierce's avatar

they were definitely not practicing radical purity

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