Spiciest hot take yet! Though sadly true, certain flava's of the Church do see anyone over the age of 24 as 'older'. Hence all those pictures of elders having a fine time on porches gazing at sunsets accompanying articles aimed at people in their 40s' and 50's....
A future hot take is needed on what to do when you're too 'old' for 20's/students (even if you're a mature part-time student, cos full-timers only) and too 'young' for the 'elders/seniors/wisdomers' group which starts around 55+. Where's your older seniors youth pastor when you need him?!!! (Hopefully not looking up something unmentionable in the Urban Dictionary!!)
First of all, you're a real one, Matthew.
Second of all, now I gotta google me a Jael+Sisera roleplay. That's inspired.
Third of all, lingerie pockets?! Most inspired. You have understood the heart of a woman.
very difficult to be sexy when u are hungry, imo
Spiciest hot take yet! Though sadly true, certain flava's of the Church do see anyone over the age of 24 as 'older'. Hence all those pictures of elders having a fine time on porches gazing at sunsets accompanying articles aimed at people in their 40s' and 50's....
A future hot take is needed on what to do when you're too 'old' for 20's/students (even if you're a mature part-time student, cos full-timers only) and too 'young' for the 'elders/seniors/wisdomers' group which starts around 55+. Where's your older seniors youth pastor when you need him?!!! (Hopefully not looking up something unmentionable in the Urban Dictionary!!)
This is the piece that got me to look up "pegging" on urban dictionary.
Don't do that.
Thank you for saving me from that.
😄🤣😄🤣😄🤣
The Sheila Walsh reference is just *chef's kiss*
Okay, this had me laughing throughout.
To think I first started out seriously 😅😅
Nearly spat out my whisky at the pegging part 😂😂😂
will be talking to your youth pastor
The 700 Club role play😂😂😂😂
one of those times where i knew the joke would only land for a few people, and i included it anyway
probably not the best way to be a popular writer lol
Can I be Ben Kinchlow?
gonna need to see u in a turtleneck + suit jacket before i make that call