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First of all, you're a real one, Matthew.

Second of all, now I gotta google me a Jael+Sisera roleplay. That's inspired.

Third of all, lingerie pockets?! Most inspired. You have understood the heart of a woman.

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very difficult to be sexy when u are hungry, imo

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Spiciest hot take yet! Though sadly true, certain flava's of the Church do see anyone over the age of 24 as 'older'. Hence all those pictures of elders having a fine time on porches gazing at sunsets accompanying articles aimed at people in their 40s' and 50's....

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A future hot take is needed on what to do when you're too 'old' for 20's/students (even if you're a mature part-time student, cos full-timers only) and too 'young' for the 'elders/seniors/wisdomers' group which starts around 55+. Where's your older seniors youth pastor when you need him?!!! (Hopefully not looking up something unmentionable in the Urban Dictionary!!)

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Okay, this had me laughing throughout.

To think I first started out seriously 😅😅

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This is the piece that got me to look up "pegging" on urban dictionary.

Don't do that.

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Thank you for saving me from that.

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😄🤣😄🤣😄🤣

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The Sheila Walsh reference is just *chef's kiss*

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The 700 Club role play😂😂😂😂

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one of those times where i knew the joke would only land for a few people, and i included it anyway

probably not the best way to be a popular writer lol

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Nearly spat out my whisky at the pegging part 😂😂😂

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will be talking to your youth pastor

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For 50 years I have told my wife to not bother with lingerie. What men want is what's underneath. But she says lingerie is actually for the women to feel pretty. I still laugh that she took her mother to help her pick out her honeymoon nighty.

I do have a concern for your observations about both married and unmarried women wearing lingerie at church. How are we supposed to know what's going on underneath the outside layers? I already struggle with setting my mind on things above.

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Can I be Ben Kinchlow?

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gonna need to see u in a turtleneck + suit jacket before i make that call

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