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Anna Downer Youngs's avatar

Thanks for bringing up the entrails, that doesn’t get talked about enough!!

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Joel's avatar

Sad to see “Requiem for a Genital” included on this list. In Europe this is viewed as one of the finest French art house films of the last 20 years and a deserving winner of the Palme d’Or.

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Jaimie's avatar

I imagine that the three pun-clowns who submitted the potentially-offensive "Christian porn movie names" DID watch Cleavage Squad II, so you really dodged a bullet there!!!!!

Re: "&c...is the fault of Cleavage Squad II..." is something you should also sometimes tell the committee!!!!!

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Jason's avatar

Still waiting for 'Veggie Tales: Song of Solomon Edition'...

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RuthM's avatar

I fear that certain hymns (note: not "hymens") are now ruined by this post.

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matthew pierce's avatar

makes u think

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Clint Wrede's avatar

Everyone knows that Cleavage Squad II is no good.

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matthew pierce's avatar

extremely problematic, given the events of the original cleavage squad

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Neo Piper's avatar

how can anyone read this drivel and think it's clever

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Noah Daniels's avatar

A sense of humor helps

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Neo Piper's avatar

People read AI written poetry aping walt Whitman and think it's better than actual walt Whitman poetry. Why? Because most people have terrible tastes. A million Elvis fans *can*, indeed, be wrong.

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Atlas Rise's avatar

"Am I saying that Christians shouldn’t watch porn? Of course not."

I'm not sure if you are evil, ignorant or both. Of course Christians shouldn't watch porn, because it diverts sexual impulses into hedonistic behaviour.

This really isn't something that should need much explaining. You are far removed from christian common-sense and therefore far removed from actual christian faith.

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Hard Head and Soft Heart's avatar

Not funny to anybody that takes their faith seriously. Yes, it is a sin to watch other people sin as entertainment, because you enjoy it. Jesus Himself tells us so.

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Vincent van Dough's avatar

It was only until the start of the third paragraph that I had to double check who the author was. Great job!

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Evil Harry's avatar

Wonderful.

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Tracey Henley's avatar

Thank you, Matthew!

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