OK, cringeposting for a second: I really like him as Jesus and I really find "The Chosen" moving, as often as my mom bullies me into watching it with her. (She is RELENTLESS. You think your film-major bro friend from college was mean, pushing you to watch Scorsese? He is gentleness itself compared to my mom with her Chosen DVDs.) But the man has a kind face and also I like that they portray the Romans as hot-dog-necked racist cops.
For the love of all things good ETL, with WHAT did you prompt the AI to get that awful blonde "Jesus" picture?? Hm...Maybe that's what happens when you let Braden and Braxton grow up doing youth sports...?
So the prayer app isn't a 'direct connection' with God? What!?! Everything was getting easier with the combo of faith and technology ....but now we have to... actually pray on our own? You are bursting some fragile bubbles.
He is not as close as he or others may think he is. If a person calls out to pray the rosary in front of a thousand people, cannot be a true follower of Jesus Christ. Nowhere in the Bible says that. People could take the wrong turn while following and admiring him instead of Jesus.
I had to double check I wasn't reading Babylon Bee.
I really got hung up on cleft notes, but I'm glad I pushed through for missed conceptions.
This.
I'm going to have to take some time to unpack this level of deceit. Is Jonathan Roumie *not* my best friend? What am I to make of this?
I better send this piece to my dad, before he gets any deeper.
what else are they hiding from us rosalind
People are going to have to answer for some things...
No, I’m pretty sure it’s him. Ok, not actually him but really like him.
OK, cringeposting for a second: I really like him as Jesus and I really find "The Chosen" moving, as often as my mom bullies me into watching it with her. (She is RELENTLESS. You think your film-major bro friend from college was mean, pushing you to watch Scorsese? He is gentleness itself compared to my mom with her Chosen DVDs.) But the man has a kind face and also I like that they portray the Romans as hot-dog-necked racist cops.
This made me laugh and I loved it! Thank you for the great funny read.
This is hilarious. Thank you for making me (and consequently, my whole family who had to know what was wrong with me) laugh!
That was a complete waste of time.
Was struggling not to crack up on a train with that thing about alcohol and murder 😂
For the love of all things good ETL, with WHAT did you prompt the AI to get that awful blonde "Jesus" picture?? Hm...Maybe that's what happens when you let Braden and Braxton grow up doing youth sports...?
that was actually one of my selfies
😂😂😂
You do realize The Rise and Fall of Mars Hill was created several years after Mars Hill shuttered and did not create the fall of the church?
So the prayer app isn't a 'direct connection' with God? What!?! Everything was getting easier with the combo of faith and technology ....but now we have to... actually pray on our own? You are bursting some fragile bubbles.
Pretty good. Although I’m a Baptist and I really don’t drink. At all. Seriously. 😊
You just admitted to being an accomplice of your Methodist friend’s murder spree.
They are on to you now.
This has to be satirical.
He is not as close as he or others may think he is. If a person calls out to pray the rosary in front of a thousand people, cannot be a true follower of Jesus Christ. Nowhere in the Bible says that. People could take the wrong turn while following and admiring him instead of Jesus.
Well. Done.