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TheJSP's avatar

So many golden lines in this, but I'd say this one was a hidden gem: "Or practice the Benedict Option, and pretend to abstain from culture, while watching whatever we want"

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Jessica Hermanny's avatar

That was a glorious subtweet (sub-Substack?)

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Stefanie Barrett's avatar

OMG RENUDE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Sarah D.'s avatar

I read this to my husband and I think you may have created his new Roman Empire because he now keeps saying at random times “ReNude, that’s genius!”

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Stephanie Gail Eagleson's avatar

I commend your team for the research they did to pin down Grendel Arson's name. Clearly a marker name, which means they had to mark all the redacted bits with a highlighter. That's a lot of renude bits. No wonder Elizabeth had a problem with him.

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matthew pierce's avatar

makes u think

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Dave Hallahan's avatar

Star Wars and Indiana Jones porn parodies 😂such a brilliant way to mock the Christians who are out here telling on themselves without knowing it

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Anna Grist's avatar

ONE SIN PLEASE 💀

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matthew pierce's avatar

just one, as a treat

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Joy LaPrade's avatar

“ReNude” 😂😂😂

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Amy Carlin's avatar

Where can I get a copy of Magic Mike with you dancing in the kitchen? Asking for a friend.

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matthew pierce's avatar

kendra sells copies out of the back of our minivan in church parking lots

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Piriye Dede's avatar

I laughed throughout the entire newsletter. How do you think up these things? 🤣🤣🤣

When you shared the 'solution' for single Christians, I lost it!

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matthew pierce's avatar

i was homeschooled in the 90s

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