A long time ago, there was a Christian singer named Gary Chapman, and he fell in love with another Christian singer named Amy Grant, and he married her until they were no longer married.
In the 90s, which were a great year, the Church decided, "Hey, we have all these high schoolers, let's turn them into youth pastors so they can stuff their mouths with as many marshmallows and play Christian karaoke from a boom box and let the kids paint the walls to make the youth room 'theirs' and other spiritual wholesome activities," and it was so, and it came to pass that all those youth pastors became lead pastors around the year of our Lord, 2020. Some of the popular kids became REALLY popular pastors, and some of the nerdy kids became pastors in "rural America" or became missionaries to even more obscure places, and will be "rewarded in heaven", but all of them carried their insecurities wherever they went, and that pretty much explains the situation we are in.
Matthew your writing reminds me of a teacher who said if you get every question on a test wrong, you score 100% because it means you truly know the material. The only reason this is so funny is because it’s wrong in exactly the right way. Well done.
In the 90s, which were a great year, the Church decided, "Hey, we have all these high schoolers, let's turn them into youth pastors so they can stuff their mouths with as many marshmallows and play Christian karaoke from a boom box and let the kids paint the walls to make the youth room 'theirs' and other spiritual wholesome activities," and it was so, and it came to pass that all those youth pastors became lead pastors around the year of our Lord, 2020. Some of the popular kids became REALLY popular pastors, and some of the nerdy kids became pastors in "rural America" or became missionaries to even more obscure places, and will be "rewarded in heaven", but all of them carried their insecurities wherever they went, and that pretty much explains the situation we are in.
Matthew your writing reminds me of a teacher who said if you get every question on a test wrong, you score 100% because it means you truly know the material. The only reason this is so funny is because it’s wrong in exactly the right way. Well done.