If you are a single Christian lady, finding a godly man is very easy; they are all around you at all times, because they are married to your friends. But finding a single godly man is very, very difficult. It’s like in the Bible when Judas found a field with a pearl of great price in it so he buried the pearl and then got 30 pieces of silver from the guy and bought the field but then when he kissed Jesus he got in trouble because he buried the pearl, because he should have put it in the bank or whatever, because interest. Anyway, Judas died because of hanging and then his guts came out, which makes me wonder what kinds of knots he was using.
"Regular Daddy Weave". I'm dying.
Unequally poked. 💀💀💀💀
"No, he's not scared of you..." the rest of that..LOL. I grew up in a place like that. We had to be covered with tents because of all the scared ones.
That last sentence.... I will use it on my honeymoon to Big Daddy Weave. And thanks for the info in footnote 1! Solves the mystery for me!
Ugh. Friggin' Heather again. I heard she started "becoming friendly" after hearing a story about a relationship with a big ol' wiener.
Bravo!