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Sarah's avatar

My youth pastor said it’s not the size of your theology, but whether or not you can bring her to exegesis 🤓

(youth pastor in question was a woman)

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matthew pierce's avatar

sarah

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Sarah Coppin's avatar

Real Talk though, I’ve had to re-read this article, and it is legitimately helping me on my quest to understand men.

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matthew pierce's avatar

let me know what questions u still have. i am an expert in dudes

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Jaimie's avatar

"I forgot where I was going with any of this, which is also a lot like college." 😂

Ubiquitously, if you go to the Greek, aren't wives supposed to be Proverbs 31 wives and Song of Solomon wives, and let's not forget Sarah wives, somehow inherently and perfectly all at the same time? What about that?

I would advise ladies to use that question to trap a man into accidentally admitting whether his theology is big enough. Might need to bring this up in the next women's Bible study

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matthew pierce's avatar

my youth pastor says if things are being brought up during the bible study then u need to stop reading song of solomon

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Joelle Lewis's avatar

I just choked ☠️

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Aaron A.'s avatar

As a celibate, I keep my theology to myself and let people guess how big it is.

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Clint Wrede's avatar

Please comment on the girthsomeness of one's theology.

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matthew pierce's avatar

talk to your youth pastor clint

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Adrian P Conway's avatar

More than ever, theology is ubiquitous, which is a word that means “pay attention to me, I went to college.” 😂

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James Harmer's avatar

"It's not about how much theology you have, it's how you use it"

All joking aside, this is VERY true in the literal sense. Mark Driscoll and Michael Bird are both Calvinists... but they each USE their Calvinism VERY differently, and women in particular are impacted very differently by their use of their theology. Please note, I am ONLY speaking about their ACTUAL LITERAL THEOLOGY here, I am not claiming to have knowledge of how they use their "theology" and neither would I like to know.

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Stefanie Barrett's avatar

I mean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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The Great Prognosticator's avatar

I've never had a reason to question my theology.

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Therese's avatar

LOL!

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Tony Chung's avatar

Is there a problem if I’m perfectly happy with my theology?

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matthew pierce's avatar

my youth pastor says that's what got onan in trouble

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Joelle Lewis's avatar

Just when I think you can't write anything better!

I have got to go and read Proverbs 31 now, just to make sure my husband's theology is correct ☠️☠️

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Sarah Coppin's avatar

I AM WHEEZING 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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Evil Harry's avatar

A big theology does that.

Just don't wheeze around doctors.....

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