I didn't see the author name before I clicked on the email and I only saw the beginning of the title so I was a LITTLE caught off guard there. 🤣 BRILLIANT summary of the different views of being saved by the way! Still laughing at that part.
I can't stop laughing even though if i was taking it seriously i would dissaprove in so many ways. thank you but i actually love my family and friends and can't wait to see them in heaven :)
As I sat here not twirling my boy part, it made me realize how glad I am that we have a sort-of Christian version of Deep Thoughts, especially now that the Babylon Bee isn’t funny anymore.
Where the Babylon Bee has failed us all in what it's revealed itself to be, Matthew Pierce has taken up the cause. Not all heroes wear capes! Then again, I don't know if Mr. Pierce wears capes... or white robes... or, anything at all? Especially after this piece!
I have always enjoyed your content but this week you have outdone yourself 😂😂😂
i will sink to new heights again next week
This is sooo good hahaha
This made me whole week!
I didn't see the author name before I clicked on the email and I only saw the beginning of the title so I was a LITTLE caught off guard there. 🤣 BRILLIANT summary of the different views of being saved by the way! Still laughing at that part.
I can't stop laughing even though if i was taking it seriously i would dissaprove in so many ways. thank you but i actually love my family and friends and can't wait to see them in heaven :)
😂😂😂
I laughed way too hard at this 🤣
That popular evangelical soteriology is so well captured in the first paragraph. Salvation by faith alone*
*Terms and Conditions may apply.
As I sat here not twirling my boy part, it made me realize how glad I am that we have a sort-of Christian version of Deep Thoughts, especially now that the Babylon Bee isn’t funny anymore.
Where the Babylon Bee has failed us all in what it's revealed itself to be, Matthew Pierce has taken up the cause. Not all heroes wear capes! Then again, I don't know if Mr. Pierce wears capes... or white robes... or, anything at all? Especially after this piece!
what about my great aunt who writes on my Facebook wall in ALL CAPS? Will she get into heaven??
depends on if u like her post, which equals one (1) amen
Ngl liking one of your posts is always scary for me but I gotta do it.
too risky imo
Just like making Christian friends Or worse
Making your friends Christian.
But hey,
No risk no reward.
PTL
The Independence Day reference was perfection, as was the return of the nude zeppelin.
Probably shouldn’t have read this in the preschool pick up line though…
too powerful for the other parents. agreed
What about the ones who try to kill babies using lame, not very powerful samurai swords, though?
i think those are the ones who go to purgatory
Keep them coming 🤣
that's what she prayed