The "make for the stairwell fighting back to back" line would totally work on me; however as I am a churchgoing female and also not a ghost that means I am married, and I did say my vows first so all is well and the associate pastor never brought this up, maybe it wasn't a thing in Oklahoma
fair. tried to record twice last week during the alabama ice storm and the internet was so bad that the audio was unusable. the whole state was netflixing and chilling at the same time. look for 50,000 cades and jacies in 9 months
So much wisdom here. However, I have one correction--you should only refer to women as "females" if you pronounce it so that it rhymes with "tamales"
i accept this correction
"Premarital counseling with the associate pastor who’s just going to give you a love languages worksheet and ask if you watch porn"
I feel both seen...and attacked.
The "make for the stairwell fighting back to back" line would totally work on me; however as I am a churchgoing female and also not a ghost that means I am married, and I did say my vows first so all is well and the associate pastor never brought this up, maybe it wasn't a thing in Oklahoma
“I can’t even see a little of your bosoms”! Yo this had me rolling. Well done, friend
You are simply hilarious! Cheeseburger in your pocket, foot long hot dog! 😂😂
What does salvation look like for a Decepticon? If we're talking about swapping allegiances, it happens, and so your fan fiction is safe.
About to give your faith based Transformers fanfic 1 star if you don’t post a new FSBT soon 😤
fair. tried to record twice last week during the alabama ice storm and the internet was so bad that the audio was unusable. the whole state was netflixing and chilling at the same time. look for 50,000 cades and jacies in 9 months
trying again soon
I'm fine with more Cades and Jacies as long as I get an FSBT fix in my veins. Hear that Alabama? More chill and less Netflix
mandy moore was missionary dating and i will die on this hill
Rk and Pierce evangelical thinking people need this article please.