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"Sadly, many Christian couples do not love each other enough to follow each other around and use sex whistles."

Suggest that to the Transformed Wife, she'll think it's brilliant.

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i choose to believe she is a nice lady who likes to collect transformers. i do not require further information on this matter

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Ohhhhhh you are missin out

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on a serious note, people send me her stuff a lot. i grew up in the homeschool movement around women like her. hard to joke with those folks because they want you to hate them, makes them feel validated and set apart

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Oh yeah. I have one side of my family that I "lost" contact with that's got a lot of those types.

Strangely -- or maybe not strangely -- they've got this mix between Transformed Wife types and a different sort of homeschooling conservative evangelical mom that's actually totally in charge, and from what I've witnessed, it seems THEY ALSO get the heebie jeebies from the Transformed Wife ones.

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homeschool mom girl boss. i am familiar

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3 hrs agoLiked by matthew pierce

The mixed metaphors are so niche, it’s amazing. Scratches the part of my brain that loves my religious upbringing and also desperately wants to make fun of it.

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4 hrs agoLiked by matthew pierce

Sex whistle?! Can I get that at Lifeway?

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I saw Sex Whistles when they opened for Bad Company.

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“Sadly many Christian couples do not love eachother…”. FULL STOP.

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A pertinent reminder of the dangers of temptations. We must pull off all clothes to stay pure...er, sorry, pull out all stops, yeah, that's what I meant :P

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I notice the guy in the photo is looking out at mountains, which remind him of bosoms, which=mindsex. Can you blame mountains?

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Even writing that phrase, “lies with” makes the mind sexes start going and then I have to find someone to blame for it, Eve maybe or that girl who lied with David, whoever it is I’m sure glad it isn’t my fault….

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Thank you dear brother for reminding everyone where the true issue with sexual temptation lies, and it’s definitely not with me, wherever that was….

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definitely not with me, whoever else it lies with.

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