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January 2025

Time Pastor: Jurassic Ark
Time-traveling atheist assassins target Noah's Ark to destroy Christianity once and for all. A tale as old as time itself.
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Trump is Not a Perfect Christian. Or is He?
My friends, Christians have gone political again.
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16
The Christian's Guide to the Middle East
My friends, it’s time a Christian wrote about foreign issues.
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Christian Music History: Underrated Bands of the 2000s
Hey, everybody.
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Church Music Should Be Exactly How I Like it
Probably the biggest issue in the Church is that the music sucks so bad.
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16
The Christian's Guide to Having an Affair
My friends, church leaders are doing sexes again.
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10

December 2024

The Best Christians of 2024
Even as I sit here dictating this piece to my team, my mind careens through time and space, passing over planes that normal Christians cannot cross.
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The Worst Christians of 2024
Folks, it's time we talked about the worst Christians of the year.
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2024 Holiday Gift Guide for the Christian Husband
Probably the most difficult part of being a Godly husband is finding Christmas gifts for your wife.
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