Archive - Evangelical Think Pieces

Why Are Only the Catholic Popes Dying?

Folks, it looks like we have lost another Pope.

12 hrs ago •

Evangelical Thought Leader: The Early Years

Probably the hardest part of being a Christian is when people don’t realize how important you are.

Apr 20 •

Should All Christian Women Get Breast Implants?

As believers, we should never lose sight of the thing that will draw in the heathen hordes.

Apr 13 •

Will a Proverbs 31 Wife Care if My Theology isn't Very Big?

My friends, Men Are in Crisis.

Apr 6 •

March 2025

I couldn't help but notice that you suck at marriage

Probably the worst sin for a Christian is to be single

Mar 30 •

Will My Loved Ones Be in Heaven, and How Can I Prevent This?

Probably the biggest worry for Christians is where their friends and family will spend eternity.

Mar 23 •

Christian Dads Have Become Too Sexy

My friends, the Church is yet again at a crossroads.

Mar 16 •

Fun with Christian AI, Vol. 6

Don't Tickle Your Pickle

Mar 12 •

Won't Someone Pay Attention to My Theology Beard?

Do you not see my beard?

Mar 9 •

Have you prayerfully considered that you might be a dumbass?

As a thought leader, I try to not listen to what other people have to say.

Mar 2 •

February 2025

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