Archive - Evangelical Think Pieces

So You've Decided to Have Awful Theology

Folks, isn’t it time a Christian wrote about theology?

Jun 29 •

CHURCH GM: Proposed trades

Some personal news: I am pleased to announce that I have accepted the position of Church General Manager.

Jun 22 •

The Christian Sutra

Folks, isn’t it time that a Christian wrote an article about sex?

Jun 15 •

Announcing My Future Scandals

Probably the worst part of an evangelical scandal is the feeling of being surprised.

Jun 8 •

I, Too, Have a List of Christians I Don't Like

Folks, the Presbyterians are at it again.

Jun 1 •

May 2025

To the 2025 Christian Graduate

May 18 •

Last year, I wrote a personal update for the paid subscribers.

May 12 •

In Celebration of the Church's MILFs

On this Mother’s Day, let us pause for a moment of tender reflection on the heroes of this (and every other) day:

May 11 •

Could 100 Billy Grahams Convert a Gorilla?

Probably the most dangerous threat facing the Church is all the deadly gorillas.

May 4 •

April 2025

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