Archive - Evangelical Think Pieces

July 2025

5 Jobs that Faithful Christians Cannot Do

Recently, a reader sent me a picture of a group text, in which his friends were asking me to write a think piece about jobs that Christians shouldn’t…

Jul 27 •

John MacArthur is Dead, Sort of

John MacArthur has died. He isn’t coming back, but he isn’t going anywhere, either.

Jul 16 •

ETL Reviews Summer Blockbusters

Folks, they are releasing movies in the summer now.

Jul 13 •

Sex in Heaven? Answering Reader Questions

Dear ETL: Will Christian couples be able to have sex in heaven?

Jul 6 •

June 2025

So You've Decided to Have Awful Theology

Folks, isn’t it time a Christian wrote about theology?

Jun 29 •

CHURCH GM: Proposed trades

Some personal news: I am pleased to announce that I have accepted the position of Church General Manager.

Jun 22 •

The Christian Sutra

Folks, isn’t it time that a Christian wrote an article about sex?

Jun 15 •

Announcing My Future Scandals

Probably the worst part of an evangelical scandal is the feeling of being surprised.

Jun 8 •

I, Too, Have a List of Christians I Don't Like

Folks, the Presbyterians are at it again.

Jun 1 •

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