Evangelical Think Pieces

Fun with Christian AI, Vol. 7

Song #1: “Mercy for the Monsters”

Apr 1 • matthew pierce

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March 2026

Is it a Sin to Have Amazing Honkers?

As a Christian man, it is very easy for me to be incredibly attractive.

Mar 29 • matthew pierce

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Who Should We Destroy Next?

Probably the most important part of being a Christian is attacking other believers.

Mar 22 • matthew pierce

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Your Liturgy Sucks

Felt like going to the archive today.

Mar 15 • matthew pierce

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What I Learned From Funny People, Part 1

Hey everybody.

Mar 12 • matthew pierce

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Which Books of the Bible Should Women Be Allowed to Read?

Numbers: No

Mar 8 • matthew pierce

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Won't Someone Think of the Offenders?

Probably the biggest victims of sex scandals are the perpetrators.

Mar 1 • matthew pierce

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February 2026

Men Are From Texas; Women Are Like Blenders

One thing about marriage is that it involves various things.

Feb 22 • matthew pierce

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Christian Movie Pitches, vol. 2

4th and Twin

Feb 15 • matthew pierce

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Okay, but What if My Neighbor is Gross

Probably the biggest problem with loving my neighbor is that I don’t want to.

Feb 8 • matthew pierce

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Are We Killing Enough People?

Probably the thing that our country does best is kill people.

Feb 1 • matthew pierce

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January 2026

Modesty for Christian Men

Folks, it may still be winter, but modesty has no season.

Jan 25 • matthew pierce

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